New Gift Service – Make the shower gift kinky, or perhaps one for the papa.

February 10, 2014
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I just made a diaper cake gift for a friend whose douchie husband was leaving her while she was pregnant. It included the essential baby treats and the book Why Men Love Bitches and a Perfect Man made of Chocolate.  And of course a gift card for Saks so she has something for herself to look forward to after the baby pops out. So many friends said I should go into the gift business so … why not? Dad’s never get gifts and they are completely turning their life upside down too. Why not a papa gift even if it is given at a ladies shower! With sardonic gifts. 1. Douche Bag’s Can Be Good Dad’s                                                    2. Douchie Dudes Are Douchie Dads                                       3 Funny – Mom of Multiples, or Gift of Mom Gifts baby n0t included   With the baby essentials and a few vices. But basically                          Well you married him and he knocked you up!                                  You want something unconventional sardonic and fun. For the mom of her The Mommy Don’t Buy That favorites. To help a dad                             Baby essentials for the new bundle. And the momma                      third kid. The gift of sexy lingerie, laser  hair removal – [...]

I just made a diaper cake gift for a friend whose douchie husband was leaving her while she was pregnant. It included the essential baby treats and the book Why Men Love Bitches and a Perfect Man made of Chocolate.  And of course a gift card for Saks so she has something for herself to look forward to after the baby pops out. So many friends said I should go into the gift business so … why not?

Dad’s never get gifts and they are completely turning their life upside down too. Why not a papa gift even if it is given at a ladies shower!

With sardonic gifts.

1. Douche Bag’s Can Be Good Dad’s                                                    2. Douchie Dudes Are Douchie Dads                                       3 Funny – Mom of Multiples, or Gift of Mom Gifts baby n0t included

 

With the baby essentials and a few vices. But basically                          Well you married him and he knocked you up!                                  You want something unconventional sardonic and fun. For the mom of her

The Mommy Don’t Buy That favorites. To help a dad                             Baby essentials for the new bundle. And the momma                      third kid. The gift of sexy lingerie, laser  hair removal – of the vagina.

be a great dad surprising everyone.                                                             who has all she needs. A book on how to be a good husband         Nice bottle of wine for when she pops. A nice bottle of lube. Perhaps

A diaper cake is $100 and a basket is $150                                               A very good dad & literally a douche bag $150 diaper cake.             massage oil or handcuffs what ever these parents want to do before or after              

the baby comes. Mommy and Daddy can be sexy. Price upon request!                                                                                                                   

AND I CAN GUARANTEE THESE WILL BE BEAUTIFUL. I made one for a shower and her mom was mad that mine looked better than the one she had made!

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